THE PRETENTIOUS YOUNG LADIES

by: Molière

SCENE III

GORGIBUS, MAROTTE.

MAROTTE: Did you call, sir?

GORGIBUS: Where are your mistresses?

MAROTTE: In their room.

GORGIBUS: What are they doing there?

MAROTTE: Making lip salve.

GORGIBUS: There is no end of their salves. Bid them come down. [Alone.] These hussies with their salves have, I think, a mind to ruin me. Everywhere in the house I see nothing but whites of eggs, lac virginal, and a thousand other fooleries I am not acquainted with. Since we have been here they have employed the lard of a dozen hogs at least, and four servants might live every day on the sheep's trotters they use.