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PAULIE, a clown

WALLY, a clown

PAPA BRIQUET, manager of the circus

COUNT MANCINI, an aristocrat

XENA, a lion tamer

HE, a clown

JACKSON, a clown

CONSUELO, a bareback rider

BEZANO, a bareback rider

BARON REGNARD, an aristocrat

A GENTLEMAN

USHER #1

USHER #2

USHER #3

OTHER PERFORMERS